Wednesday 29 February 2012

Vegetarians

I don't get vegetarians. I mean I understand why people do it, but I don't get it. Never have, never will. I understand that there are religions that consider some animals sacred or unclean and as the youngsters say, I'm down with that. But giving up meat all together? For no other good reason than you think it's wrong to eat other things with faces?
I have always been of the opinion that quite frankly, everything goes with bacon. Everything. I once tasted chocolate covered bacon and it was tremendous.

The human race is at the top of the food chain for a reason. We became more sentient than the other monkeys and developed language, roads and weaponry. The way I look at it, we should be able to eat almost anything and then wear whatever is left of it.

The moment you can show me a chicken that can debate politics I'll reconsider my position.

Anyway, what else are cows for?

2 comments:

  1. Ha! Ha! Ha! As you know I am also not down with Vegetarians... eating a meal without meat is just a waste of time.

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  2. There's plenty of things out there that people don't get, but the wonderful thing about life is that we don't need to "get it." Many people are vegetarians for the health benefits, moral reasons, religious ideals, the list goes on. A co worker of mine views eating as only something that needs to be done to survive. As such he eats very healthy and in my opinion, very bland foods, but it's what he likes to do!

    Other cultures might consider it strange that we don't eat insects or that we don't consume dog or horse meat. One mans Rex may be another man's lunch!

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